Unnecessary Visuals [Final Fantas VII, Cloud/Tifa, M]

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Title: Unnecessary Visuals

Author: Valk

Rating: M

Warnings: Implied sex

Prompt: Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa: Trying desperately not to make noise, but fail embarrassingly-- he must be killing her in there.

 

 

Yuffie sat on the Strife family’s private dining table in the upper level of the bar, swinging her feet back and forth. She awkwardly rubbed the back of her neck and thought aloud, “Do they know we’re waiting out here?”

 

Cid puffed on his cigarette as another thump sounded against the wall. “Guess not.”

 

The sounds came faster—much like the headboard slamming against the wall—and Nanaki shook his furry head back and forth. “Perhaps we should come back later?”

 

A tiny smile graced Vincent’s lips behind his high collar as Barret grunted, “Good thin’ Marlene and Denzel are still at school.”

 

“Geez…” Yuffie leaned back and stretched her feet out in front of her as a feminine squeal sounded out. “What the hell is going on in there? He must be killing her in there…”

 

A muffled groan came from the other side of the wall, shouting, “Oh, God, Tifa… Yeah, just like that…”

 

A smirk crossed Cid’s lips as he snuffed a cigarette out in the ashtray Tifa bought after he ruined her bar counter. “Is anyone else gettin’ turned on by this?”

 

The rest of the group shot him disgusted looks as Yuffie pointedly said, “You do know that it’s Cloud and Tifa making those noises, right? I mean, Cloud and Tifa, Cid. That’s just disgusting.”

 

He gave a shrug as another scream came from the bedroom, “Cloud! Oh… Oh...”

 

Barret scoffed and turned for the door. “Call me when this is ova’. I’m not gonna listen to this anymore.”

 

Nanaki shook his head and followed. “I do believe I shall accompany you, Barret.”

 

After they left, Cid, Yuffie, Vincent, Cait Sith, and Shelke all exchanged odd glances. Cait gave a chuckle and climbed closer to Yuffie. “Oy, you wanna let ‘em know we’re waitin’ out here?”

 

She crossed her arms and looked at the cat-like robot. “I didn’t know you were that perverted, Reeve.”

 

“For the last time, lassie, I’m not Reeve. I’m just a mechanical toy that Reeve gave life to.”

 

“Whatever. If you’re asking me for my great ninja skills, then you’re out of luck.  Mean, seriously. That’s just gross.”

 

“However,” They all looked to Vincent when he spoke. “The festival is starting. We should be leaving soon if we want to see all the attractions on Yuffie’s list.”

 

Shelke added, “Therefore, it would be Yuffie’s job to speed up the process.”

 

The Wutai girl stared at them as if they’d grown third eyes in their foreheads. “Ewww…! That’s disgusting!”

 

Cait looked up at her and offered, “Just crack the door an’ blow an airhorn.”

 

“If that’s your great plan, why don’t you do it?”

 

“Because it’s more fun to make you.”

 

Another scream sounded, followed by Cloud’s low voice saying something to low to hear. Yuffie closed her eyes and slowly slid off the counter. “Fine, I’ll do it…”