[laughs] Uh, well, I try to avoid writing porn wherever possible, mostly because I feel I'm crap at it, and there are people on my flist who write it so well, I'm intimidated. Also, my porn is less of the "hot" and more of "purple metaphor" sort. D: You may not want me to write it, trust me. XD;

But, if the prompt is sufficiently interesting enough, I just might. :)