I have written porn before, it's just a sort of -- it usually goes like:

ME: [write two lines]
INTERET: [is distracting]

TWO HOURS LATER

ME: .... [deletes everything]
ME: [calls someone up/harrasses roommate/finds more distraction on the internet]

And somewhere along the way, this painfully cobbled-together smut scene appears. XD But like I said, if I find something that gets my attention, I'll write it regardless. XD

I'm also super-bribable. :p I have been known to write for food, I'm that easy. U_____U