Heh. Should I say 'poor Ikkaku' or shouldn't I? (I mean, secretly, deep down inside, doesn't every man wants to be Humphrey Bogart?) Loved the set-up for this, and your 'casting' of these two - I'm not sure Ikkaku would make for a good private eye, but I can definitely agree with his opinion that Yumichika's by far more suited to be a femme fatale.