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kinkfest2007-04-14 12:49 pm
misura.livejournal.com) wrote in kinkfest2007-04-14 12:49 pm
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Samurai Champloo (Mugen/Jin)
Title: - (untitled)
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misura
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
Summary: Mugen discovers religion and the joys of the outdoors.
Mugen had always been a little sketchy on the existence of gods and such, but on what had been a lovely summer's day three seconds before he and Jin had reached the town's square (at which point it suddenly started to pour) he became convinced that they existed, and that he'd kill them if they ever made the mistake of crossing his path. (Hell, he'd go and seek them out if someone'd kindly tell him where they lived.) Other people might call this sudden coming to faith 'a religious experience'. Mugen called it 'having rotten bad luck and wanting to beat the snot out of someone because of it'.
[fifteen minutes earlier]
"Why not?" Mugen asked.
"Why /would/ I want to have sex with you in a public place?" Jin riposted.
"Because I want to," Mugen said.
"Well, I don't," Jin said.
"Chicken," Mugen said, reasoning that if he couldn't get sex, he could at least get a fight.
"If you're trying to make me prove my courage by having sex with you in a public place, it's not going to work," Jin informed him. "What place did you have in mind, anyway?"
[back to the present]
Okay, Mugen pondered, so it had suddenly started to rain. So what? They could still have sex - in fact, it would only be a good thing if they had sex now, because having sex meant they'd get naked, and everyone knew that if you walked around in wet clothes, you'd get ill or catch a cold. Getting naked, therefore, would be a good idea.
They'd both get wet, sure, but that wasn't too bad either. They'd had sex in bath, after all; this wasn't that different, except that the water was colder and falling down on them. Jin should be glad; he had made such a fuss that time in the bath about the water being 'dirty' afterwards, but this time, there'd be none of that. The more Mugen thought about it, the more advantages he could see to 'sex in a public place while it's raining'.
"It's raining," Jin said, apparently assuming that Mugen had been unconscious for the past five minutes.
"Yeah, I was just thinking how this is going to be even better now," Mugen said, deciding to be generous and not comment on Jin's lack of observational skills. The man wore glasses after all; it stood to reason he didn't notice as much as Mugen.
"I'm not going to have sex with you in the rain," Jin said.
"Why not?" Mugen asked. "Nobody's going to see."
"I'm /not/ going to have sex with you in the rain," Jin repeated.
"Chicken," Mugen said.
[three hours later]
"No, I have never seen these guys before in my life," Fuu told the official. "No, I don't have any idea what they're doing lying in the middle of the town-square. No, I don't - why yes, that money definitely belongs to me."
"Hey, where are my clothes?" Mugen asked.
"I don't know you," Fuu said.
"Fuu-chan, could you please give me my clothes back?" Jin requested politely.
"I don't know you either," Fuu said, although she did drop some of the clothes the official had handed her after she'd been made to pay a ridiculously high fee for Mugen and Jin 'disturbing the peace'. Unfortunately for Jin, the ground was still muddy after the rain, and he wasn't fast enough to catch them. Mugen's clothes remained clean - but he generously pretended they were dirty, too, proposing he and Jin would go and wash them in a river later that day.
It didn't start raining again once they'd gotten their clothes off again, but that was okay with Mugen. He and Jin could always get out of their wet clothes and have sex, after all, only poor Fuu would probably catch a cold if her clothes would get soaked by the rain.
Author:
misuraRating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
Summary: Mugen discovers religion and the joys of the outdoors.
Mugen had always been a little sketchy on the existence of gods and such, but on what had been a lovely summer's day three seconds before he and Jin had reached the town's square (at which point it suddenly started to pour) he became convinced that they existed, and that he'd kill them if they ever made the mistake of crossing his path. (Hell, he'd go and seek them out if someone'd kindly tell him where they lived.) Other people might call this sudden coming to faith 'a religious experience'. Mugen called it 'having rotten bad luck and wanting to beat the snot out of someone because of it'.
[fifteen minutes earlier]
"Why not?" Mugen asked.
"Why /would/ I want to have sex with you in a public place?" Jin riposted.
"Because I want to," Mugen said.
"Well, I don't," Jin said.
"Chicken," Mugen said, reasoning that if he couldn't get sex, he could at least get a fight.
"If you're trying to make me prove my courage by having sex with you in a public place, it's not going to work," Jin informed him. "What place did you have in mind, anyway?"
[back to the present]
Okay, Mugen pondered, so it had suddenly started to rain. So what? They could still have sex - in fact, it would only be a good thing if they had sex now, because having sex meant they'd get naked, and everyone knew that if you walked around in wet clothes, you'd get ill or catch a cold. Getting naked, therefore, would be a good idea.
They'd both get wet, sure, but that wasn't too bad either. They'd had sex in bath, after all; this wasn't that different, except that the water was colder and falling down on them. Jin should be glad; he had made such a fuss that time in the bath about the water being 'dirty' afterwards, but this time, there'd be none of that. The more Mugen thought about it, the more advantages he could see to 'sex in a public place while it's raining'.
"It's raining," Jin said, apparently assuming that Mugen had been unconscious for the past five minutes.
"Yeah, I was just thinking how this is going to be even better now," Mugen said, deciding to be generous and not comment on Jin's lack of observational skills. The man wore glasses after all; it stood to reason he didn't notice as much as Mugen.
"I'm not going to have sex with you in the rain," Jin said.
"Why not?" Mugen asked. "Nobody's going to see."
"I'm /not/ going to have sex with you in the rain," Jin repeated.
"Chicken," Mugen said.
[three hours later]
"No, I have never seen these guys before in my life," Fuu told the official. "No, I don't have any idea what they're doing lying in the middle of the town-square. No, I don't - why yes, that money definitely belongs to me."
"Hey, where are my clothes?" Mugen asked.
"I don't know you," Fuu said.
"Fuu-chan, could you please give me my clothes back?" Jin requested politely.
"I don't know you either," Fuu said, although she did drop some of the clothes the official had handed her after she'd been made to pay a ridiculously high fee for Mugen and Jin 'disturbing the peace'. Unfortunately for Jin, the ground was still muddy after the rain, and he wasn't fast enough to catch them. Mugen's clothes remained clean - but he generously pretended they were dirty, too, proposing he and Jin would go and wash them in a river later that day.
It didn't start raining again once they'd gotten their clothes off again, but that was okay with Mugen. He and Jin could always get out of their wet clothes and have sex, after all, only poor Fuu would probably catch a cold if her clothes would get soaked by the rain.