ext_201379 ([identity profile] manga-queen.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kinkfest2008-06-03 01:51 pm

Itsty Bitsy Spider (Transformers Animated, Starscream/Blitzwing/Blackarachnia, PG)

Title: "Itsy Bitsy Spider
Author: [livejournal.com profile] manga_queen
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Word Count: 230
Prompt: Transformers (Animated), Starscream/Blitzwing/Blackarachnia: insults - "If you four don't shut the frag up, I'm turning this spaceship around and going home."
A/N: None


"Dirtkisser," Starscream growled, arms crossed over his cockpit.

"Cloudhumper," Blitzwing retorted, glaring at the jet.

"You're one to talk, you schizophrenic, glitch-ridden, slag-head." Starscream smirked as Blitzwing proved his point by changing personalities.

"Incompetent, pompous flier." Blitzwing shook his head. "Ze amount of idiocy you show iz extraordinary." His third personality came out, pointing at Starscream and cackled madly.

Blackarachnia clenched her fists, thoroughly annoyed at the other Decepticons' antics. "If you four don't shut the frag up, I'm turning this spaceship around and going home!" she yelled at the two. "And you'd better not argue with me, because I will." She glared at the mechs until she was sure they had gotten her point and would stop. She smirked as the spaceship continued on.

"At leas I can sing better than you," Starscream said

Blackarachnia stopped the ship, turning around to glare at the two. "Don't you even think about it."

"You didn't say we couldn't." Starscream smirked. "Besides, I'm in charge here."

Blackarachnia growled, standing up and storming over to them.

~

Blackarachnia smiled, enjoying the silence as the ship traveled on through space. "You're both pathetic, processorless excuses for mechs," she said, smirking.

Behind the female Decepticon, Starscream and Blitzwing were welded to the wall with patches covering their mouths, making sure neither could say anything.

"Maybe next time, you two will learn to listen to me."

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