kinkfest | A Porno to Remember [Haruhi Suzumiya; Kyon/Itsuki, Haruhi, Ensemble; R]

Title: "A Porno to Remember"
Fandom: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Characters: Haruhi, Kyon/Itsuki, Mikuru, Yuki
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,525
Spoilers/Warnings: If Haruhi sexually exploiting the members of the S.O.S. Brigade for her own ridiculous purposes bothers you, flee now.
Summary: In Kyon's mind, Haruhi's latest plan to film him and Itsuki in a gay porno was easily the worst fundraising idea she'd had yet.
Notes: Written for the September 13 prompt for

springkink: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Kyon/Itsuki: filming a porno - “Do you think they’ll let us screen this next year?” “No! No, I don’t!”

A Porno to Remember