Transformers (Starscream/tentacles/everyone)

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Title: The Perils of Starscream
Author: Apathy
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: It's giant evil gay robot tentacle porn. Deeply, deeply silly giant evil gay robot tentacle porn. Do the maths.
Word count: 5179.
Prompt: Starscream/other: D/s, tentacles, being held up on display - "Don't even think about it!"
Summary: Five encounters of the tentacled kind.
A/N: Ahahahaha. Almost a month late. I. Um. First I fell victim to RL, and then I fell victim to chronic laziness. Woe. *has no excuse* I still have one prompt to go, but it shouldn't take nearly as long as this one, given that I'm guessing it'll be a whole lot shorter. (Bloody well better be.)

This is a five things fic, so you get many crack pairings. (This is what happens when the prompt only specifies 'other'. I can't whittle 'other' down to one character, damnit!)

Also, I totally still owe people responses to comments from ages ago. I haven't forgotten, I swear! *gets lazy arse in gear*


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