Spring Kinkfest

Title: Sex, Lies, and Cassette Tape
Author: Apathy
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: It'd be quicker to list the warnings it doesn't have. Um. Dubcon. Violence. Bondage. Cassette tapes having sex. Incest, if you view them as brothers. Wikipedia abuse. Somewhat unlikely Cybertronian physiology.
Word count: 768.
Prompt: Rumble/Frenzy: bondage with one or the other's tape - Can't you hear my screams?
Summary: Rumble has developed a pretty effective noise reduction system.

A/N: Laaaaaate story for the 20th. I wrote this a week and a half ago, but put off posting it, because I couldn't think of a title. Luckily, saltedpin came to my rescue, so now you all get to read this travesty.

Also, there's a bit of dialogue at the end there that I blame entirely on a piece of fanart that I think is by tinpan.


( Sex, Lies, and Cassette Tape )

Title: Subliminal
Author: Apathy
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Bondage, dubcon but it's Starscream, so it's probably consensual on some level, bad science, bad dirty talk.
Word count: 1682.
Prompt: Starscream/Soundwave: dirty talk - I want to kiss you but I want it too much/I want to taste you, but your lips are venomous poison.
Summary: Two Decepticons who hate each other decide to open up a business together! What ever could possibly go wrong?

A/N: This was for the 9th, whoops. Whether or not it actually follows the prompt has yet to be determined -- not very dirty talkish, sadly. Extremely vague crossover (but it's canonical, so whatever).


( Subliminal )

Title: Jump the Gun
Author: Apathy
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: Gun-polishing. Rampant silliness. Abuse of exclamation marks.
Word count: 718.
Prompt: Starscream/Megatron - gun-cleaning - "Take advantage of me"
Summary: You'd think he'd know better by now. You really, really would.
A/N: Only *checks calendar* four days late! Rock.


( Jump the Gun )

Title: Wired
Author: Apathy
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: Mild bondage, prelude to robosexing, general silliness of concept.
Word count: 321.
Prompt: Ironhide/Ratchet: bondage - "Yeah, that looks like fun"
Summary: If you're going to blend seamlessly into a new society, you have to thoroughly familiarise yourself with the local environment.
A/N: Whee, late. Like everything else I'm going to post this month, I'm sure. *loses*


( Wired )

Title: The Perils of Starscream
Author: Apathy
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: It's giant evil gay robot tentacle porn. Deeply, deeply silly giant evil gay robot tentacle porn. Do the maths.
Word count: 5179.
Prompt: Starscream/other: D/s, tentacles, being held up on display - "Don't even think about it!"
Summary: Five encounters of the tentacled kind.
A/N: Ahahahaha. Almost a month late. I. Um. First I fell victim to RL, and then I fell victim to chronic laziness. Woe. *has no excuse* I still have one prompt to go, but it shouldn't take nearly as long as this one, given that I'm guessing it'll be a whole lot shorter. (Bloody well better be.)

This is a five things fic, so you get many crack pairings. (This is what happens when the prompt only specifies 'other'. I can't whittle 'other' down to one character, damnit!)

Also, I totally still owe people responses to comments from ages ago. I haven't forgotten, I swear! *gets lazy arse in gear*


( The Perils of Starscream )

Title: The Persistence of Lechery
Author: Apathy
Rating: R, I guess.
Warnings: Silly premise, 'Cons being 'Cons, Starscream's idea of seduction, mechasexin'.
Word count: 3027.
Prompt: Starscream/Thundercracker: Seduction - "I pray every day to be strong/for I know what I do must be wrong"
Summary: Starscream really needs a hobby.
A/N: Late again, late again, jiggety-jig.

Okay, this story contains copious amounts of WTF. If I had longer, I could possibly wrangle it into something that makes sense, but as it stands, you're going to just have to put up with it as it is. Sorry! (IT IS SIX IN THE MORNING OKAY.) Also, it doesn't really follow the prompt very closely.

Did I mention the WTF?

Oh, and I've gone with a number of Cybertronian time units, although there are also some Earth units in there, just for ease of understanding. Probably the only Cybertronian unit in the story that isn't pretty self-explanatory is the deca-cycle, which is about one Earth year. And now you know!


( The Persistence of Lechery )

Title: Parting Shot
Author: Apathy
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: Dubcon? *snerk* Seriously, just a bit of violence.
Word count: 471.
Prompt: Megatron/Starscream: Megatron submitting - "break the skin/I can't tell where your body ends and mine begins"
Summary: Starscream has many weapons in his arsenal.
A/N: Real life jumped out from nowhere, ninja-like, and kicked me in the shin. Thus, I won't be able to get today's other prompt written for at least another day or two. I offer this fic by way of apology? (Or by way of having to post it today, anyway. Take your pick.)


( Parting Shot )

Title: Cross Culture
Author: Apathy
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: Implied mecha/squishy relationship, but nothing more. Woe.
Word count: 1432.
Prompt: Tracks/Raoul: Cultural exchange: "The flowers are for the car."
Summary: It may not be his wedding, but Tracks still has jitters.
A/N: TRACKS/RAOUL OMGYAY. That is all.


( Cross Culture )

Title: Ignition
Author: Apathy
Rating: PG-13.
Warnings: Implied roboporn. Excessive sap. Unrepentant fangirling of both characters involved.
Word count: 1290.
Prompt: Ironhide/Chromia: Virgin - "I know your name, I know your skin, I know the way these things begin"
Summary: Some relationships get off to a storybook start. This... is not one of them.
A/N: Oh my God, SO LATE. *hides face in hands*


( Ignition )

Title: Chain of Command
Author: Apathy
Rating: Strong R/weak NC-17
Warnings: It's Megatron/Starscream begging!fic, which really tells you all you need to know. Power issues, and related fun.
Word count: 1059.
Prompt: Megatron/Starscream: Begging - "I hate myself for loving you"
Summary: A great leader is always willing to remain open-minded enough to try unconventional methods of controlling his troops. Yep.
A/N: Am in a major hurry, and thus have just made up TF measurement systems and whatnot; I'll check that they don't majorly contradict anything canon has suggested once I get home. Will also tag when I get home. Sorry! (It's still the fifth somewhere in the world, right?)


( Chain of Command )