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kinkfestTitle: Feed the Kitty
Author: belladonna12
Rating: NC15 (Language, suggestive themes)
Word count: 499
Summary: Just your average Organization poker game…
A/N: Um, cracky, I think. See if you can guess the games mentioned in this. And, in case you can’t tell, I don’t know a whole lot about poker.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the idea for Kingdom Hearts, Square Enix and Disney do, and I’m making no money, so don’t sue me.
Prompt: Kingdom Hearts II, Organization XIII (any combination): strip poker - "I think Demyx is cheating. I know Luxord is"
Feed the Kitty
“See your seven, raise you two.”
“See your two, raise you four.”
“Call.”
“Dammit! Not again!”
“Ya lost, Xemmy. The gloves, the boots, or the boxers.” Xemnas tugged his gloves off, throwing them in the pile behind him of his undershirt, pants, and hooded coat. Axel sat belligerently in tank top, boxer shorts, and socks, Larxene glared at them all, down to panties and bra. Luxord hadn’t lost a thing, and Demyx had only lost his boots and gloves. Axel fixed the two most clad members with a volcanic stare.
“I think Demyx is cheating. I know Luxord is.” Demyx managed the cute, innocent ‘Don’t kill me’ look, and Luxord just grinned.
“Axel’s deal.”
“Fuck you. Five card stud, Red twos and black nines wild.” The hands were dealt, and Larxene screamed in outrage.
“That’s it! I quit! I am NOT stripping off my bra or panties unless there’s a promise of kinky dominatrix sex forthcoming!” All four males stared in horror at the thought of bedding the Savage Nymph, and Larxene gathered her clothes and her dignity and stormed about. About half a minute later, Xigbar dropped down from the ceiling and took her place.
“I’m in. Heard about Marluxia’s latest fuck up?”
“Bet ten. No, I haven’t. Tell?”
“See your ten, raise you six. Started flirting with this little black haired Lolita thing, found out she had two boyfriends, both of who could turn into big ugly monsters. One happened to have hair roughly Axel’s color, and guess what his element affinity was?”
“See your six, raise you eight. What is it with everyone teasing me about my hair?”
“See your eight, raise you one. It’s more the fact that it announces your gifts, Flurry of Dancing Flames.”
“Fold. Who came up with the stupid nicknames? I hate the whole ‘Melodious Nocturne’ thing.”
“Call. I think that was Vexen. Damn, losing hand for a change.” Luxord’s coat flew behind him, landing on top of a Gambler which rolled up into dice form under it. Axel flipped the deck to Xemnas, who began shuffling.
“Actually, it was Saix. If anyone wants to talk to the berserker were elf about it, be my guest. Five card stud, Black aces and red fours wild.”
“Erm… no, I ain’t gonna talk to Saix about it. Bet nine.”
“See your nine, raise you three. Ran into some trouble myself, last mission.”
“See your three, raise you eleven. What’d you run into Xiggy?”
“See your eleven, raise you five.”
“Different world. Ran into this big, white haired and blue eyed fucker with a red coat, pair of handguns, and this big ass sword. Shot him ten times through his heart, the bastard kept coming. Damn near lost my ponytail bookin’ it through the portal.”
“Youwtch. See your five, raise you one.”
“Call.”
“Yipe!”
“Umm, for those of us not interested in seeing Xemnas’ balls, let’s officially call it quits.”
“Seconded.”
“Thirded.”
“Same time next week, Gentlemen?”
“Yeah, ‘cept no stripping next time.”
“Agreed.”
~Fin~
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Date: 2008-02-17 11:59 am (UTC)I recognize Xigbar having to run from Dante... who's the lolita with the shape-changing boyfriends? ;-)
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Date: 2008-02-17 03:05 pm (UTC)The lolita was Sera, and her two boyfriends were Serph and Heat- all from Digital Devil Saga. ;p Or are you being facetious?
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Date: 2008-02-17 03:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-17 04:11 pm (UTC)I feel your pain. :( I didn't pay less than 70 for my copy (which was used but plays wonderfully~). :D
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Date: 2008-02-17 03:07 pm (UTC)That was very cute and I loved the shop-talk. :D