Teasing the Commodore, Pirates of the Caribbean (Norrington/Sparrow)

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Title: Teasing the Commodore
Author: Ladyofshadow
Rating: PG
Warnings: just Jack being ‘naughty’
Word count: 100
Prompt: Pirates of the Caribbean, Norrington/Sparrow: Trapped, bargain for freedom - "Lost m'way. Did you find it?"
Author’s Note: For February 16…totally forgot to post the thing. Bloody pirates.




“Oy, Commodore, what say you and I go get a drink, eh?” Jack leaned against metal bars.

“I wouldn’t share a drink with you if you were the last man on earth.”

“What if I had the last drop of rum?”

“Then I would be content to die of thirst.”

“That’s a bad way to go mate,” Jack said. “Fatalistic thinkin’ that ain’t good for a man of your pedigree.”

“What would you know of pedigree?”

Jack pulled a lace panty from his pocket.

“Scoundrel!”

“Wanna hold it?”

Norrington sputtered.

Jack grinned. “I’ll take that pause to mean, ‘Maybe Later.’”

Comments

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

*cackles gleefully*

[evilmissbecky.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! I love it.

[n-finitefangirl.livejournal.com]

I'm deeply trying not to LOL IRL so that I don't disturb the neighbors next door. (Hate the fact that the walls between our places are so thin!) But still, I could sooooo see Jack pulling that--especially if he's been caught near or in Elizabeth's room! XD

[chomiji]

It's never "just" naughty with Jack! This was devilishly cute - thank you!

[brushfiretiger.livejournal.com]

LOL!! Proof that conversational bits can be just as wonderful as an eight-page story! Thanks for the huge smile you put on my face!