kinkfest | I Don’t Wanna Know… (Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne Futomimi/Collector)

Title: I Don’t Wanna Know…
Author: belladonna12
Rating: R
Word count: 267
Summary: When the Collector gets an idea, it can be a very bad thing
A/N: Um, short. No really explicit sex, but I tried my best.

Disclaimer: I don’t own the ideas for SMT: Nocturne or Devil May Cry, Atlus and Capcom do. I’m making no money from this, so don’t sue me, please.
Prompt: Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne, Futomimi/Collector Manikin: Clumsy sex - "I saw Dante do this to the Demi-Fiend..."

I Don’t Wanna Know…

Asakusa had been the city of the Manekata. With 90% of the Manekata dead, it now pretty much served as Naoki’s base. Still, this did not prevent the demons that followed Naoki from doing properly demony things. Pixie took pictures of Dante and Naoki going at it, Loki got drunk, Preta ate things, and the rest did whatever their demonic natures compelled them to do.

However, today everyone stopped to watch, most of the demons with amusement, Naoki and Dante with horror.

“What part of no don’t you understand?”

“But I saw Dante do this to the Demi-Fiend…”

“I said NO!!!” Futomimi made another dodge, trying to get away from the Collector, who seemed to be holding a text book of some kind.

“But it’s listed here in the human book! A blow job is a human sex thing!” Pixie almost fell off the roof laughing, and Baihu and Kali looked at Naoki and Dante, the first with his head in his hands, the second grinning like a monkey.

“Whatcha lookin’ at me for? I look like I can stop him when he gets an idea?” About then, Futomimi overbalanced and fell and the Collector was on him like a rabid Inugami. Ignoring the shrieking, yelling, and frantic pin milling arms, Dante grabbed Naoki and hauled him towards Mifunashiro.

“Come on, I wanna get far away before the Maragidyne’s start.”

“GET OFF… Oh God!” Naoki went red, eyes staring wide at the train wreck scenario.

“He really doesn’t know how to do that…” Dante just threw him over a shoulder, grin going even wider.

“Far, far away…”

~Fin~

Short and crappy, sorry.