Spring Kinkfest

Title: Housekeeping
Author: Amethyst Hunter
Fandom/pairing: Get Backers, Ban/Akabane
Rating: R (blood, cutting, Ban's penchant for swearing)
Warnings/Spoilers: See above.
Word count: 1575
Notes: Based on a fic prompt for the springkink LJ community. Prompt: Unusual object penetration - “I think you just voided the warranty.”
- Ginsu is a type of popular cooking knife.
Disclaimer: I don’t own GB; all fic is strictly for nonprofit amusement.
Summary: Domestic partnerships take their toll on everything AND the kitchen sink!

( Oh, that Akabane, such a resourceful rascal, isn't he? )

Title: The Feminine Mystique
Author: Amethyst Hunter
Fandom/pairing: Get Backers, Shido/Madoka
Rating: PG (mild innuendo and language, implied m/f pairings)
Warnings/Spoilers: Minor spoilers for the hospital episode.
Word count: 1145
Notes: Based on a fic prompt for the springkink LJ community. Prompt: marking – Madoka is the first to leave bruises.
- A snakehead is actually a type of fish, so named because of its slight facial resemblance to you-know-what. But you know Shido, anything for a good insult he can use.
- In case you couldn't guess it, the Duran Duran song Shido refers to is...Hungry Like The Wolf. I'm a sucker for bad puns. XD
Disclaimer: I don’t own GB or DD; all fic is strictly for nonprofit amusement.
Summary: Shido isn't used to having the rules of the animal kingdom turned on him!

( Who's the REAL beastmaster here?! )

Title: All That Glitters
Author: Amethyst Hunter
Fandom/pairing: Get Backers, Masaki/Hevn
Rating: G
Warnings/Spoilers: Minor spoilers for Hevn and Masaki's history. May be AU as I haven't gotten that far in the manga yet, so I'm taking a little creative license here, heh.
Word count: 980
Notes: Based on a fic prompt for the springkink LJ community. Prompt: “permanent markings - “I want you to remember that you're mine.”
- My apologies once more for getting this out late. Still getting rid of this stupid cold. -sigh- You may now commence with the beatings over my stuffed-up head. ^^;
Disclaimer: I don’t own GB.
Summary: Diamonds are a girl's best friend...especially when they sparkle in the light.

( Hevn likes shiny things. Particularly if they're Masaki's... )

Title: The Devil You Know
Author: Amethyst Hunter
Rating: PG (language)
Word count: 2400
Warnings/Spoilers: None
Notes: Based on a springkink prompt – “desperation”/“getting next to nowhere with your back against the wall”
Disclaimer: I can not has any GB.
Summary: When a job goes bad, Ginji goes from the frying pan into the fire when he enlists the help of his not-so-favorite nemesis!

( In which Ginji's mad plotting skillz are made of FAIL )

Two fics for the price of one, because two transporters are better than one. XD

Title: Practice Makes Perfect
Author: Amethyst Hunter
Rating: G
Word count: 345
Warnings/Spoilers: None.
Notes: Based on a springkink prompt. Prompt – “camaraderie”/“let’s be bad guys”
- Please accept my apologies for being late. Recent computer troubles have me all messed up. - hangs head in shame -
Disclaimer: GB and its loverly transporters sadly aren’t mine.
Summary: Being bad has its perks, especially for jilted transporters.

( Why it is most unwise to dump the transporter you're dating... )
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Title: Shark Bait
Author: Amethyst Hunter
Rating: G
Word count: 788
Warnings/Spoilers: Only if you haven't seen the anime's infamous High School Girl Vs. Retrievers episode.
Notes: Based on a springkink prompt. Prompt – “camaraderie”/“let’s be bad guys”
Disclaimer: GB and its loverly transporters sadly aren’t mine.
Summary: Revenge is a dish best served poisoned. With a side of scalpel, of course.

( That'll learn the little upstart! )
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Title: Eye Candy
Author: Amethyst Hunter
Fandom: Saiyuki
Rating: PG (language, most of which is Sanzo's fault XD)
Word count: 420
Warnings/Spoilers: Itsy-bitsy spider crawled – oops, I mean, just teeny wittle canonical whispers.
Notes: Based on a springkink prompt – “exhibitionism”/“Just stand there and look pretty.”
Disclaimer: Saiyuki doesn't belong to me, o noes.
Summary: Gojyo has a talent for getting himself into scrapes, a fact for which the rest of his fellow travelers have little appreciation!

( Because deities have a twisted sense of humor... )
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Title: Behind The Wheel
Author: Amethyst Hunter
Fandom/pairing: Get Backers, Akabane/anyone (in this case, Gouzou “No-Brakes” Maguruma and some implied Akabane/Ban)
Word count: 7353
Rating: PG (implied m/m, suggestive kink)
Warnings/Spoilers: See above.
Notes: Based on a prompt from the springkink community. Prompt: “Bloodplay - 'I can taste it just for a second.'
- *sigh* I missed my original deadline (again) thanks to the tension headache from hell. I hope you enjoy this fic anyway. ^^;
Disclaimer: GB isn’t mine.
Summary: Gouzou Maguruma gets a little bit of insight into what makes one of his cohorts tick when Akabane plays counselor.

( Watch out, Mr. No-Brakes, Akabane's bored...! )

Title: Oops
Author: Amethyst Hunter
Fandom/pairing: Get Backers, suggestive
Word count: 373
Rating: PG (implied m/m, light mentions of kink)
Warnings/Spoilers: See above.
Notes: Based on the same prompt as above.
Disclaimer: GB isn’t mine.
Notes: Two prompt-fics for the price of one, because I had to do this cracktastical idea. XD
Summary: Lady Poison makes an interesting discovery on a transport job.

( What's behind door #1, Himiko...? )

Title: Matchmaker
Author: Amethyst Hunter
Fandom/pairing: Get Backers, Akabane/Ginji
Rating: PG-13 (implied m/m pairings, minor adult content including innuendo)
Warnings/Spoilers: Very mild hints as to canonical events.
Word count: 9167
Notes: Based on a prompt request for the springkink community. Prompt: “first date - Akabane sets out to create a romantic atmosphere, while Ginji's busy freaking out and wondering how he got himself into this.”
- God help me, I wrote...FUDOBANE. A little bit, anyway...
- Complete and total crackfic. Author is not responsible for any brain implosion that may result from reading it. XD
- Many, MANY apologies for not getting this out in time re: the original deadline (Feb. 4). Thanks to my utterly sucktastic crappy $#@%$#!%ing ISP, I wasn’t able to sign on to post until late. Helpful advice if you’re a dialup dinosaur like me: NEVER EVER use PeoplePC – it SUCKS. /rant
Disclaimer: GB isn’t mine.
Summary: Ginji tries his hand at playing Cupid, but winds up with more than he bargained for.

( Life's a bitch and so is love... )