Spring Kinkfest

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Artist: sumthinlikhuman
Rating: ADULT ONLY.
Warnings: seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex, a terrible background
Prompt: The Dark Tower, Roland Deschain/Cuthbert Allgood: comfort sex as teenagers- Forget about her for a moment; I'm here.
Notes: This, like all of my Nov 3 prompts, is LAAAATE. Anyway, this is set after Roland, Cuthbert and Alain get back to Gilead, and before Roland goes MAJORLY INSANE and kills his mother. Yeeeeeeah. We're cool around here. Don't ask why Roland has a Pretty Princess bed, and why he's apparently a redhead. It just is. >.> Also, srsly guys, THIS IS SO NOT SAFE FOR WORK AT ALL EVER. You can see penis.

( OMG, so NSFW. )

Title: The Way
Author: sumthinlikhuman
Rating: T
Warnings: fluff, mostly vague masturbation
Prompt: Hana Kimi, Nakatsu/Mizuki, genderfuck - It’s easy to imagine Mizuki as a girl, but he’s not. Nakatsu gets accustomed to wanting another boy.
Summary: It was the way Mizuki smiled.
Notes: Gah, it’s been a while since I read the manga through, so I’m sure the characterization isn’t quite right. Also, it’s kinda just ridiculous. THIS IS LATE. I definitely told myself I was going to post this as soon as my paper was done. Did I do that? NOPE. SORRY.

( Maybe tomorrow... )

Title: Sharing
Author: sumthinlikhuman
Pairing: Basch/Balthier and Gabranth/Ffamran
Rating: M
Warnings: vague sex
Prompt: Final Fantasy XII, Basch x Balthier x Gabranth: love/hate) - To share and share alike
Summary: A brief comparison.
Notes: VERY, VERY LATE. Also, not very good with the prompt? Sorry about both.

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Title: Take Your Breath
Author: sumthinlikhuman
Pairing: Ootori Kyouya/Suou Tamaki
Rating: M
Warnings: breath play including mild strangulation and lower abdominal asphyxiation, blow job
Prompt: Ouran High School Host Club, Kyouya/Tamaki: breathplay - “I hate it when things don’t go my way. It makes me so...horny...”
Summary: That time of year when the cherry blossoms are blooming and love has a tendency to come along with it...
Notes: It started out, in the first paragraph, being a story told by Kyouya but in the second person. And then, all of a sudden, it was Tamaki relating something back to Kyouya, like Kyouya might not remember it. I kinda like the way it came out, but I feel like, if I had worked on it harder, I could have taken it better places.

( By her fifth attendance asking for you, I had noticed )

Title: Summer in the City
Author: sumthinlikhuman
Pairing: Dee/Ryo
Rating: M
Warnings: vague sex on a subway, swearing
Prompt: FAKE, Dee/Ryo; sex on the subway - Inadvertent grinding on a crowded train gets progressively hotter as the train starts to empty.
Summary: It’s been six days.
Notes: OMG, IT’S LATE. I was trying so hard to get this thing just right, but then I went to bed and totally forgot that it wasn’t done and that I hadn’t posted it. ^_^U But, here it is. In all it’s weirdness.

( Hot town, summer in the city, back of my neck getting dirty and gritty )

Title: Puppy Love
Author: sumthinlikhuman
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: K+
Warnings: vague illusions to teenage boys having sex, WAFF, sappiest sap to ever sap
Prompt: Harry Potter, Sirius/Remus: General Banter - “And you’re not the least bit worried?”
Summary: ”No, Prongs. Our best mate who can sus out mischief by smelling it doesn’t know I’ve got it on for him. Are you daft? Of course he knows.”
Notes: I had NO IDEA what to do with this. Finally I was struck, with a little help, with the idea of rumors and James and Sirius just talking. And it actually turned out better than I’d expected it would. Which might not be saying much, but it’s done, so that’s the important part.

( It’ll blow over )

Title: Favoritism
Author: sumthinlikhuman
Pairing: Sutekh/Inpu
Rating: AO
Warnings: slash, dub-con that border on non-con, incest
Prompt: Mythology, Anubis/Set: Rough Sex - Darkness is the first to recognize other darkness
Summary: Because he isn’t the favorite, Inpu is given the awkward tasks.
Notes: I went a little crazy with my research, so’s you know, and flipped things up with the pairing—as can be seen—because, face it, nobody tops the big bad, uh, whatever-the-hell Sutekh is. And that’s another thing: use of the most genuine versions of the names I could find. If you don’t know the names, uh, I’m pretty much too lazy to fill you in. WIKIPEDIA FED ME EVERYTHING, GUYS.

( ...Inpu understands, truthfully he does... )

Title: The Picture of...
Author: sumthinlikhuman
Pairing: Albus/Elphias
Rating: M
Warnings: slash, underage, WAFFy, plot heavy
Prompt: Harry Potter, Albus/Elphias: Proper Victorian boys - “I’m not as good as you at keeping secrets.”
Summary: Something shifted between them.
Notes: There...there is a lot of plot in this thing. I think I probably could have cut a lot of the plot, but I was going for a very Victorian romance feel? <—that’s my excuse and I’m sticking with it.

( The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. )

Title: The Busmall
Author: sumthinlikhuman
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: OT
Warnings: incest, eluded slash, mostly dialog, underage, VERY public
Prompt: Supernatural, Sam/Dean: clothes still on, kissing and frottage to climax in a public place porn – “Just tell ‘em you leaned against the sink, Sammy.”
Summary: The Impala is in the shop.
Notes: I had an idea about having them in a bathroom at a movie theater, but that one was being a bitch. And then THIS happened, so I will deal, because I like this one better anyway.

And somehow, I’m a complete doofus. BUT IT’S ONLY HALF-PAST MIDNIGHT, SO I’M SAYING IT’S STILL THE THIRD *stiff lip!*

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Title: Not Heartless
Author: sumthinlikhuman
Rating: OT
Warnings: yaoi, crossover, rather WAFFy
Prompt: Crossover: Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy VII, Cid/Vincent: Homecoming - “‘Bout damn time you came back! Where in th’ Hells have ya been?” “...I missed you, too, Cid.”
Summary: Vincent tracks Cid down. Cid worries about forgetting things.
Notes: For some reason, this was incredibly hard to write. So, finally, I just sat down and wrote and tried not to worry about it too much. Not particularly porny, sorry.

( Ah, shit, Vince, you’ve got a heart. )