Buddy System [Transformers G1: Terrorcons/Sixshot, PG-13]

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Title: The Buddy System
Author: V the Happy Lurker
Rating:PG-13
Warnings: Fluff? Involving the Terrorcons?!
Word count: 364
Summary: TF G1- Sixshot/Terrorcons: first times; “We're your only friends. Use us.”
A/N: Still playing catch up! And getting distracted by Dwarf Fortress and the wiles of James Burke...

 

 

“You can't be serious!” barked Cutthroat, shifting so he could be closer to their idol. “You've never done this before?”

“No, never.” Sixshot leaned back a bit to allow the Terrorcon more access.

Sinnertwin gaped at him in shock. “Whoa. We do it all the time!”

“Yeah,” Cutthroat rasped again. “Even Blot has done it... well, maybe once.”

“Blot's done it more than that!” shrieked the malformed mech, wriggling up Sixshot's leg.

“Get your stinking ugly aft back down there!” snarled Rippersnapper as he kicked Blot right in the faceplate.

Hun-grr growled and glared at them. “I told you two to quit arguing.” He nuzzled Sixshot's helm apologetically, rubbing circles along his back. “Sorry about that, boss.”

“It's alright.” sighed the six-changer as he relaxed into the combined embrace. “I'll admit, it feels really good but you all really didn't have to do this for me.”

“Don't be stupid, boss,” Cutthroat chirped, lavishing attention on Sixshot's arm.

“I know it sounds stupid, but it seems rather dishonorable to use you all this way.”

“We're your friends, Sixshot,” Hun-grr purred. He nipped playfully at his neck. “Your only friends. Use us however you wish!”

“Yes, but you really don't need to do this.” He moaned with pleasure. “I'm perfectly capable of taking care of this myself. I've been doing it alone for centuries.”

“Sure, boss. But doesn't it feel better to let others pamper you?”

“Mmmm...yes. Quite a bit better.” Sixshot offlined his optics, luxuriating in the sensation of many hands roaming over his chassis. “This has to be the best bathing I've ever had. Though I'll repeat, you really didn't have to bother.”

“Oh, but it's our pleasure, boss!” the Terrorcons all chimed in unison, scrubbing and buffing with barely contained glee.

Blot beamed up from where he was cleaning Sixshot's peds with his tongue.“Hey, maybe next time you'll let give you a good 'facing, eh boss?”

Growling, Sinnertwin and Cutthroat both kicked Blot in the head. “Shuddup, dumbass!”

“I'll think about, boys,” Sixshot chuckled. “I'll think about it.”

 

Comments

[antepathy.livejournal.com]

Yay for Sixshot!!! (haz just written sixshot pronz...ummmm, not fluffy at all)

Awesomely fun!

[caiusmajor.livejournal.com]

Heee, awwwwww.

And now I want the one with the 'facing. XD

[gargoule.livejournal.com]

i so needed a giggle and this delivered better than Texts from Last Night! Thank you for the giggles! *wanders off to think of it all in her head* mmmm

[ultharkitty.livejournal.com]

I was pointed this way by macboris, and I'm glad I clicked the link. This is adorable and very funny, and it cheered up my afternoon :D