Spring Kinkfest

Title: Reliving Those Glory Days
Author: V the Happy Lurker
Rating: MA
Warnings: Characters that could be conceivably thought of as at least middle-age acting like stupid teens. And, given the pairing, will you be shocked there's gonna be fluff?
Word count: 422
Summary: TF G1- Ratchet/Wheeljack: awkward positions/clumsy sex: “As much as I want to...”
A/N: Schedule's gone to hell again. :|

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( Coming out of the (supply) closet! 8D )

 

Title: BENNY LAVA!
Author: V the Happy Lurker
Rating: R
Warnings: Foul language, horribly misheard lyrics, and...*dun-dun-DUN!* Dancing!
Word count: 1,147
Summary: TF G1- Drunken antics and the Internet; “Y halo thar floor!”
A/N: Thanks to Buffalaxed and Ben174 for making the videos referenced here!

 

 

( My loon bun's on fire, Benny Lava! )

 

Title: The Buddy System
Author: V the Happy Lurker
Rating:PG-13
Warnings: Fluff? Involving the Terrorcons?!
Word count: 364
Summary: TF G1- Sixshot/Terrorcons: first times; “We're your only friends. Use us.”
A/N: Still playing catch up! And getting distracted by Dwarf Fortress and the wiles of James Burke...

 

( Minds will go into the gutter... )

 

Title: //RUN:creepypasta.exe//
Author: V, the Happy Lurker
Rating: PG
Warnings: Drama lamas! Abuse of the ellipse! And a little guessing game for you all…
Word count: 1545
Prompt: Transformers (G1): Springer/Perceptor: Illness; “You meant to do that. Yes I know.”

[a/n: Late again… My internet was dead and I've...been distracted... ;-;]

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( ...I can't beat Airman... )

           

             

           

Title: Pitch shift
Author: V, the Happy Lurker
Rating: PG
Warnings: Some characterizations are a blend of comic canon and the cartoon.
Word count: 437
Prompt: Transformers (G1): Starscream/Soundwave; dirty talk/voice fetish: ‘Starscream asked time and time again if he could get out of going to strategy meetings, but, truthfully, he suspected Megatron enjoyed watching the effect Soundwave had on him.’

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( Read more... )

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[A/N: Apologies for lateness (again!). TV Tropes is...distracting... ^^;;]

Title: Good Morning, Sunshine!
Author: V, the Happy Lurker
Rating: PG
Warnings: Sordid implications, foul language, & references to drunken revelry!
Word count: 429
Prompt: Transformers (G1): Sunstreaker/Perceptor; morning after: “Stop your grumbling and go back into recharge.”
 

A/N: Apologies for the delay with the "Silverbolt/[Decepticon]" prompt, but I'm suffering some brain farts due to working retail.

 

 

( In which the ego of a Lambo is most thoroughly bruised! )

 

Title: Weekend
Author: V, the Happy Lurker
Rating: R
Warnings: Car-wash smut. Do I need to warn for “human-on-robot” action, ending with some mild angst?
Word count: 1,404
Prompt: Transformers (G1): Raoul/Tracks; dominance issues: “How come you never let me drive?”

 A/N: Apologies for a slight posting delay. 

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( Awkwardness ahoy! )

 

 

Title: Love of My Life...
Author: V, the Happy Lurker
Rating: PG
Warnings: Sappy fluff!
Word count: 1070
Prompt: Transformers, Blaster/Tracks - reunited lovers - We've got a thing that's called radar love/We've got a line in the sky!

 

A/N: Anyone seeing a pattern in this fics? ^__^

Title: Invisible Touch 
Author: V, the Happy Lurker
Rating: R
Warnings: Smut!, one major crack-induced pairing, and some mild humiliation.
Word count: 1125
Prompt: Transformers - any slash pairing - long-distance interface through spark-bond - 'How could he drive him to overload from half a planet away?'
A/N: Yes, you read the pairing right. I blame a certain fellow rp-er for this...  Milo, my little Bee-mun, this one goes out to you. ^_~

Title: Poke!
Author: V, the Happy Lurker
Rating: R
Warnings: Implications of a most sordid sort, indeed! Featuring a surprise special guest!
Word count: 327
Prompt: Transformers, Grapple/Constructicons - orgy or post-orgy - In the sprawl of green and purple, Grapple found it easier to poke a nearby limb and listen for the owner's voice in order to figure out who all was on top of him.

 

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