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Fanfic: Eye Candy (Saiyuki)
Title: Eye Candy
Author: Amethyst Hunter
Fandom: Saiyuki
Rating: PG (language, most of which is Sanzo's fault XD)
Word count: 420
Warnings/Spoilers: Itsy-bitsy spider crawled – oops, I mean, just teeny wittle canonical whispers.
Notes: Based on a springkink prompt – “exhibitionism”/“Just stand there and look pretty.”
Disclaimer: Saiyuki doesn't belong to me, o noes.
Summary: Gojyo has a talent for getting himself into scrapes, a fact for which the rest of his fellow travelers have little appreciation!
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He wished he hadn't told them, but Sanzo would have been instantly suspicious as to why Gojyo wanted the group to spend an extra weekend in their current residence. “Serves you right, you stupid water roach,” the cranky monk told him flatly, unsympathetic bastard that he was. “Big boobs are nothing but trouble and you're no exception! As soon as we get out of this I'm going to fucking shoot your goddamned balls off so some sense will drain back into your big head for a change!”
“Oh dear. That certainly is...interesting,” Hakkai had politely remarked once the news was broken. “At least we'll have something to do to pass the time.”
“Ha, ha, now Nataku and I can eat all the rice balls we want without you hogging them!” the little monkey shit taunted as he splashed in the nearby pool. If it weren't for the terms of his contract, Gojyo would have squashed him for that one. Bad enough that Goku had an inside ear and was therefore exempt from duty. Gojyo was feeling a yen for rice balls all day.
“You missed a spot,” Kanzeon Bosatsu placidly pointed out now while she filed her talon-red fingernails in the lounge chair below.
Gojyo grumbled a few incoherent curses under his breath and moved his paintbrush to cover the offending spot before Sanzo could slap him upside the head with his own brush. He really was going to have to learn to watch his mouth around women – even if one of them happened to be both female and male. At least the male half was practical. The womanly mind was treacherous swampland indeed.
Hakkai adjusted his monocle and tugged somewhat self-consciously at the tiny carpenter's apron he was wearing. They were the only two things he had on; much like his comrades, the rest of him was as bare as a dinner table once Goku had had his way with it. “Um, Gojyo? How exactly did we end up doing this again?”
Gojyo sighed. “All I said to Bosatsu was 'I can fulfill your wildest fantasies, baby.' How the hell was I to know she'd make us paint her house in the nude?!”
Down in the courtyard, Kanzeon's second-in-command arrived to take in the work. “My, they're a rather uncouth bunch, aren't they?”
“Yes,” agreed the deity as she patted Goku's head and fed him another rice ball wrapped in a piece of fried meat. “But the view more than makes up for it!”
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Author: Amethyst Hunter
Fandom: Saiyuki
Rating: PG (language, most of which is Sanzo's fault XD)
Word count: 420
Warnings/Spoilers: Itsy-bitsy spider crawled – oops, I mean, just teeny wittle canonical whispers.
Notes: Based on a springkink prompt – “exhibitionism”/“Just stand there and look pretty.”
Disclaimer: Saiyuki doesn't belong to me, o noes.
Summary: Gojyo has a talent for getting himself into scrapes, a fact for which the rest of his fellow travelers have little appreciation!
--
He wished he hadn't told them, but Sanzo would have been instantly suspicious as to why Gojyo wanted the group to spend an extra weekend in their current residence. “Serves you right, you stupid water roach,” the cranky monk told him flatly, unsympathetic bastard that he was. “Big boobs are nothing but trouble and you're no exception! As soon as we get out of this I'm going to fucking shoot your goddamned balls off so some sense will drain back into your big head for a change!”
“Oh dear. That certainly is...interesting,” Hakkai had politely remarked once the news was broken. “At least we'll have something to do to pass the time.”
“Ha, ha, now Nataku and I can eat all the rice balls we want without you hogging them!” the little monkey shit taunted as he splashed in the nearby pool. If it weren't for the terms of his contract, Gojyo would have squashed him for that one. Bad enough that Goku had an inside ear and was therefore exempt from duty. Gojyo was feeling a yen for rice balls all day.
“You missed a spot,” Kanzeon Bosatsu placidly pointed out now while she filed her talon-red fingernails in the lounge chair below.
Gojyo grumbled a few incoherent curses under his breath and moved his paintbrush to cover the offending spot before Sanzo could slap him upside the head with his own brush. He really was going to have to learn to watch his mouth around women – even if one of them happened to be both female and male. At least the male half was practical. The womanly mind was treacherous swampland indeed.
Hakkai adjusted his monocle and tugged somewhat self-consciously at the tiny carpenter's apron he was wearing. They were the only two things he had on; much like his comrades, the rest of him was as bare as a dinner table once Goku had had his way with it. “Um, Gojyo? How exactly did we end up doing this again?”
Gojyo sighed. “All I said to Bosatsu was 'I can fulfill your wildest fantasies, baby.' How the hell was I to know she'd make us paint her house in the nude?!”
Down in the courtyard, Kanzeon's second-in-command arrived to take in the work. “My, they're a rather uncouth bunch, aren't they?”
“Yes,” agreed the deity as she patted Goku's head and fed him another rice ball wrapped in a piece of fried meat. “But the view more than makes up for it!”
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But, aside from that... lol, oh Gojyo... I'm surprised Sanzo didn't shoot him on the spot. I bet Hakkai was secretly enjoying this. He seems like that sneaky type ^_^
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As for Gojyo, he was just hungry, basically. XD
Hakkai probably WAS enjoying it secretly...you know how he is! XD
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As Hakkai would say..."A ha HA hA!"
Like it's a sentence!
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Glad you liked. :)
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